“Uh oh uh oh uh oh oh no no!! Uh oh uh oh uh oh oh no no!! I like to stare so deep in your eyes……”
No silly willies, not that B-day, its Shay Shay’s burffffday!!!!
O.k. so today is my 32nd birthday. Here is a little history lesson. In 1977, God blessed my parents with a cute shopperpants heffa at Grady Memorial Hospital around 11:20 a.m. that morning. Yeah, I
said Grady Memorial. Don’t get cut Jex cause I know you laughing right now. Yeah, I’m a Grady baby, sue me. No, really, sue the hospital cause they are the ones who have me scared of bed pans, pee pee smells and needles. Boy how I digress!
Anyway, I was a little something something, around 4 pounds or so, so I had to camp out in the hospital nursery for a while until I gained another pound and a half, which took almost a month. It was cool though. I was able to listen to all the office gossip and laugh at the nurses while they talked about each other behind their backs.
At the end of January, momma was able to take me home for the first time and I have been growning ever since. So 32 years later, I sit at work and think of what better way to celebrate my birthday than with 10 of my bestest friends. Y’all know I am getting on up there in age, and every year I get a little sad about turning one year older, but for some reason, this particular year is different. I feel a sense of joy. I feel glad that I made it to January 6, 2009. I feel blessed that the economic downturn did not get the best of me. I feel happy that you all made it with me to 2009. And last but not least, I feel like God has been good to me these past 32 years.
So instead of moping about turning 32 today, I am going to celebrate with you guys. We are going to party today and drink in honor of my special day!
Here’s to my 32nd birthday and many more to come!
Jan 5, 2009 at 10:36 PM
FIRST to say:
Happy Birthday Shay Shay!!!
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Shaaaayyyy
Happy Birthday to you
and many more…
Jan 5, 2009 at 10:39 PM
oh and LMAO @ Grady baby!
my ex-idiot was a Grady baby too! His momma (the wonderful gift giver–gave me tuna for Christmas and a shytty husband) told me that she was in labor and was in a room alone screaming for the doctor and guess who came in to deliver the baby?
The Janitor.
I Kid Not Peeepole. I kid you not.
Jan 6, 2009 at 7:42 AM
Morning All!
Hope you have a Happy Birthday Shay!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:00 AM
Congrats to Nana and her Longhorns!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:02 AM
Happy Burfday mi amiga!! God gave you an extra dose of silly when he made you and I LOVE it!!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:10 AM
Well HOT DAYUM! GOOD MORNING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
…now pass the Patron! Please & Shay-Shay!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Mertin’ everyone!!
It’s a wonderful day. I don’t feel a day over 19.
Thanks for all the Happy B-Day Wishes!!!
Jex, I got my silliness from you big sister.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Patron for breakfast???
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ bout!!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:13 AM
Shay, the Patron is to put in my coffee! hee hee hee
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:18 AM
oh, well you definitely can’t drink alone so pass me a sip, minus the coffee.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:18 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,
I have to fast for my doctor’s apt. this morning, so I’ll be having some celebration station stuff around lunch time, so please save me some, please and shay shay.
Good morning Blog Family. Yea, Longhorns.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:20 AM
Wow Shay! You know you’re special now. You brought Choc out of hiding!
. . .or is that Carmella? I get them mixed up.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:20 AM
Jexie, going back and forth from the football game last night I caught some of True Beauty. I’m sorry, that show needs to go away. Yuk.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:26 AM
LOL @ Jex!! I’m being a baaaad, baaad girl at work. Sneaking in a peak b4 I start working.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:27 AM
That’s the problem #14. You ain’t supposed to be workin’. My New Year’s resolution was that I was gonna chill at work a little more.
WHAT??
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:27 AM
LMAO @ Nana! I actually liked it a little. It made fun of people who think they are just too beautiful for words.
Knocked ‘em down a couple pegs. But they kept calling that one guy “OLD” ’cause he’s 31.
Then I must be ancient.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:35 AM
LOL at Jex. Yea, I must be really old then. The only moment I liked was the one in the kitchen with Chelsea and CJ.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:38 AM
JACKSON, Ohio – Police say an angry 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter.
Eighteen-year-old Nathan Beavers was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.
Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.
Jackson County Sheriff John Shashteen says authorities are investigating. The child has not been charged.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:40 AM
ok. How did the child know where the gun was, how to use it and when to use it? So sad.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Jexiee, I have this image in my mind of the parents saying to the 4-yr-old. Okay, now here’s a gun and this is how you use it, and we keep it here for emergencies, and if anyone, etc. etc.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:45 AM
They probably gave him target practice out in the back yard shooting empty cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Jan 6, 2009 at 8:52 AM
LOL at Jexiee. Suppose he already knows how to chew.
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Jexieee, your blossoming right before our eyes.
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Can you see the flower? I can’t see it. All I see is a mad SpongeBob.
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Morning Everyone!
Happy Birthday Shay!
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Hey Kimmy Kim!!
pssssttt! Kimmy! you spelt burfday wrong.
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:39 AM
LOL! ooops!
I meant…
Happy Burfday Shay Shay Underpants!
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:42 AM
LMAO @ Underpants!
Jan 6, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Ok. So you guys know the OC reads my blog from time to time, right. Well, I’ve sort of put his arse on “BLAST” today. tee hee hee If any of you read and comment please make no direct references to the “OC”…LOL…keep it general like “that guy, WHOMEVER HE IS, better get his shyt together”. LMAO
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Okay, all, after 3 bottles of water and counting, I’m off to get this fasting thing over with at the doctor. Then it’s Panda for lunch!
Talk at ya later.
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Panda for lunch!! Nana, how could you??? Aren’t they endangered?? And they’re so doggone cute.
No I can see grilled grizzly or North American brown, but Lun Lun or Yeng Yeng? Please don’t do it!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:43 AM
LMAO @ Jexy!
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:44 AM
HAPPY BURFDAY SHOPPERPANTS!!
oh, you….you’re only 32? You TOLD me a few years ago you were much older!!

Oh Lord…..
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:45 AM
#29 OC??
Who the hizzel is that?
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:46 AM
headed to the CHOC blog to ask some questions…..some very hard questions.
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:48 AM
LOL @ Ara!! grrrr
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Ok CHOC! I left my expert opinion over there.
Over here my expert opinion is that there is something in the very important details that you’re not aware of.
There’ll be no charge for my services today.
Ara
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:55 AM
LOL #31 Jexy!
I just hope it ain’t baby pandas.
Jan 6, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Hey Ara!
Since you the bossman now does that mean you get to blog more?
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Hey Ary!!
Lol @ Kimmy. Gurl, Ara has always been the bossman. He’s just so diskreet with his stuff, we forget.
I kept wondering why I bought myself a pair of 6 inch silver stilettos for Christmas.
Then I remembered.
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:08 AM
LMAO Jexy!
You tell her.
(don’t forget them shoes)
Nah Kimmy, I’m just the gamblin sort. I shouldn’t be on really but it’s usually too late when I get home, so I figure poppin in occasionally is hopefully not too much trouble. That is until I get caught sneakin.
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:08 AM
LMAO @ Jexy!
again
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Ara, I only told you I was older so you didn’t go to jail. You should have known I was too young. I thought surely the ponytails and long white socks would give it away.
Course you prolly thought we were playing bad boy/good school girl.
men!
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:46 AM
It’s Yo Birthday! It’s Yo Birthday! Go Party Like It’s Yo Birthday! Happy Burfday Shay-Shay! 32! Now you’re in the “Grown & Sexy” club with the rest of us.
LMAO @ bad boy/good school girl!!!!!!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:55 AM
LOL! Lawd Shay you gonna make Ara pass out with that visual at his desk then Satan is gonna come in and give him mouth to mouth. We won’t hear from him for a month!
Jan 6, 2009 at 11:55 AM
I’m in the “Grown & Sexy” club now??
Do I get my big girl 3″ heels now or do I still have to rock the corner of Peachtree in wedge heels.
I’m just asking.
Jan 6, 2009 at 12:17 PM
LOL, you silly!
Jan 6, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Wedge heels are the only heels I can walk in. And platforms. Goofiness and big feet are not a good combination for grace.
Jan 6, 2009 at 12:52 PM
LOL!
Imma pass the hell out. I was just asked in my office if I wanted some lunch. After 2 years…there is hope.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:01 PM
Howdy Kimmy, Choc, Ara, Jexy,and Eve!
Back from a busy morning and lunch. Am I the only one who can’t understand why people can’t follow up and do their work?
Anyway, does Shay Heff Pants Birfday girl have big plans or will you be in class?
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:04 PM
Good for you Kimmy!! Does this mean we can take them off the BDA fest in a few weeks?
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:04 PM
LMAO @ Kimmy. It’s a New Year, Enjoy!!
Luvs, it’s the same everywhere. I can’t stand the people who always claim they have so much to do, but spend days walking around the office talking about how much they have to do.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:08 PM
LOL! Only for a month Luvvy then back on it. I’m sure this is a fluke! lol jk
You know the people that get on my nerves? The people that complain about being so busy but have like 129 days of vacation built up and swear that they just don’t have the time to take it.
my last dayum nerve…that’s right.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:10 PM
If I had paid vacation I’d prolly be in the negative on my days I’d be taking so many!
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Hey all I’m back from Dr. and this Panda is sooooooo goooood. Taste like chicken.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:13 PM
ROTFLMBFBO @ Nana!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:17 PM
NO NANA!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!
poor little Mei Lan
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:19 PM
Is anybody else in here hooked on lip gloss??
I don’t like the full colors much anymore, but give me a super shine with just a hint of color and OMG!!
I’ve about Avon’d and B&BW’d myself to death.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:19 PM
LOL!
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:21 PM
I love lip gloss Jexy if it’s not too thick. I don’t like the ones that look like I’ve poured high fructose corn syrup all over my lips. I’m hooked on Burts Bee’s Wax. They have a shimmer that I’m addicted to. Also their pomegranite (sp?) chapstick is amazing.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:23 PM
LMAO @ poured high fructose corn syrup all over my lips Why its gotta be HIGH frudtose?
That’s how some of those make up commercial girls look. Like they’ve been eating fried chicken without the chicken.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:25 PM
LOL! yeah and hubby hates it. he’s not a fan of womenz wearing alot of makeup. It takes an act of congress for me to get him to use chapstick in the winter but I finally found some he will wear.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:31 PM
am I the only one that runs out of everything at one time? Right now I’m out of concealer, moisterizer, shampoo, conditioner and soft scrub w/bleach.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:34 PM
I agree on the gloss. I’ve never been much on the heavy lipstick.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:34 PM
Kimmy, soft scrub w/bleach is a little harsh on the fash, don’t ya think.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:37 PM
LOL!! Y’all know I bleach my skin. That’s just my product of choice.
Nah, I use that stuff to clean everything in my house. It’s awesome. Gotta be careful tho, its a tad harsh and will bleach things out if you spill it on oh, let’s say a bathroom rug…
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Soft scrub with bleach, huh? Well that explains it.
Is that what Michael Jackson uses? He passes for a white woman too. Just like you, Kimmy.
I was wonderin’ why yo’ azz looked so pale at Papadeaux.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:46 PM
LMAO!!! Nah I was sick Jexy, that’s why I looked so pale.
I’m sooooo tired of rain and the cold. I’m ready for Spring and sunshine and warm bones.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Kimmy, we have sun today. The trees were all covered with icicles yesterday. It was pretty in a wintery way. But I like the sun too. I’m ready for baseball, grandson style that is.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:48 PM
Jexy.. So true and don’t get me started on hearing I have so much work to do, but they get to work get online read the paper and have breakfast and still want to know why they don’t have anything done.
Well I’ve finally started occasionally using a moisturizer on my face. I want to keep that youthful glow for as long as possible even if I do look like the Chinese Joker!
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Without all the make up of course.
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:50 PM
LMBFA off at Chinese Joker!! WTF Luvs? You’re a QT Pi!
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Lucky Nana! It’s gonna be cold here until April.
LMBFAO @ Luvvy!!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 1:59 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/06/vail-chairlift-accident-l_n_155578.html
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:00 PM
that link is a must see! it brings the giggles! And I think it just may be Ara, Shay would have to tell us tho…
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:02 PM
LMWEBFAO!! Kimmy, I think Shay is more familiar with the frontside.
LMAO
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Kimmy, that was funny.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:04 PM
I thought I saw a glimpse of a jublee. Not sure tho cuz I was laughing so hard.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Bring new meaning freezing your ass off! tee hee hee
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Poor dude…just trying to take a crack at skiing.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:06 PM
After that, his face was probably as red as his other cheeks!
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:07 PM
I bet he’s just glad he didn’t suffer frostbite.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:07 PM
LMAO @ #79!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:11 PM
No. 80 – good pun Kimmy.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:11 PM
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Well, I hope he had his nuts properly stored for the winter.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:24 PM
LMAO @ Kimmy and Jexy. I wonder how long it takes to thaw out before use. tee hee hee
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:24 PM
And, if the are frozen will they crack. OOOUUUCCCHHHH!!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM
LOL at Jexiee, Kimmy and Luvs.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:35 PM
LMAO @ Jexy and Luvvy!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Where is Burfday girl dipping in that Patron already.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Luvs, I’m not saying anything, but she and Ara disappeared at the same time. Hummmmmmmmmmm.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Where are they getting these bus drivers – some Catalogue?
A Mansfield ISD bus driver has been fired after reports he pulled a pocket knife on three sixth-graders because Oreo cookie crumbs were found on a seat.
William Allen, 66, was arrested Dec. 19 on accusations of making a terroristic threat, said Richie Escovedo, a school district spokesman. Allen has since posted bond and been released from jail.
Two of the students said Allen took them off the bus Dec. 17 and threatened to cut them if they didn’t admit to leaving the cookie crumbs on a seat. The children were not injured.
Jan 6, 2009 at 2:54 PM
cookie crumbs? dayum, even I’m not that OCD. I’ll only cut ya if you spill something sticky on the floor.
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:05 PM
have y’all seen that there is a Twitter hacker hacking into celebrity’s websites? Yesterday they hacked into Britney Spears and it said “Hey Y’all! I just wanted to update you on the size of my vagina. It is 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth” LMAO!
and today they got Bill O’Reilly’s. (Nana, Keith will love this) His says “Breaking News! Bill O’Reilly is Gay.” LOL!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Well, all, I’m shutting down for the day. Back to the “normal” day to day stuff. Comic Wednesday tomorrow – talk at ya then.
Shay, hope you burfday evening is a wonderful as you are.
Peace out blog family.
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:06 PM
that should have said Fox News feed.
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:06 PM
I saw the Britney one Kimmy. The O’Reilly one is too funny!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Night Nana!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Nite Nana!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:07 PM
I know Luvvy! I hope they don’t catch whoever is doing it for a while. It’s funny!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:12 PM
For sure Kimmy.. But when they do he’ll be locked up for quite some time.
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Quick Poll.. Song you wish they would take off the radio now.
Womanizer by Not a lick of any singing talent Spears!!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM
LOL! Good one Luvvy!
ummm…The Nickleback song. I don’t know what it’s called cuz everytime I hear him groan that first note I change the station. I am loving Kanye’s new songs.
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:17 PM
I like that one too Kimmy just not when he is singing it live! And, I feel you on the Nickelback song. I like their other songs just not that one…
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:19 PM
I really dislike the Womanizer song 1) cuz I don’t like it and 2) it gets stuck in my head all day. lol
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Totally understand. What’s really bad is when they play it in the club every other hour when you are getting your groove on!
Talk about a groove killer!
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:22 PM
LMAO!! a definite groove killer. I love Beyonce’s Single Ladies. It makes me wanna dance like her in the video.
Jan 6, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Me too Kimmy! Love that one!
Just think one more week until AI! Doing the happy dance now!!!!
Oh well, it’s almost to head out. Wherever you are Shay. Hope you have a terrific Birthday!!
Have a good night all!!